Afterneath

So I’m working and I hear this guy use the word ‘afterneath,’ as in “there is some stuff afterneath this other stuff.”

I’ve never heard that word beforeneath now.

Not the N-word

There is an infrequently used word that describes someone who is stingy or miserly. You logophiles out there probably know the word I am talking about. For the rest of you, here it is:

niggard

If this word is new to you, it has no racial connotations. After the definition, the New Oxford American Dictionary offers this helpful note (which I have edited)*:

USAGE: This wordalong with its adverbial form niggardly, should be used with caution. Owing to the sound similarity to the highly inflammatory racial epithet …, these words can cause unnecessary confusion and unintentional offense.”

The caution comes with good reason. In 1999, Washington D.C. mayor’s aide David Howard got into a lot of trouble for using the word, owing both to its homophonic qualities and the ignorance of his audience.

So what’s my take? Personally, I wouldn’t use it. Not that there is anything inherently wrong with it, but there are multiple word, both formal and colloquial, that express the same thought just as concisely.


* I edited the NOAD’s note to avoid having the post / blog flagged as offensive by overly sensitive web filtering software, besides the fact there are a lot of words I don’t print on this site.

Juhk

n. the epithet ‘jerk’ when pronounced with a non-rhotic accent; rhymes with ‘buck.’

Example: “Pahk the cah in the Hahvad Yahd, ya juhk.”

Pardon us

I wish to apologize to the people who sat behind us at the spring concert at the middle school. It was quite rude of us to schedule and play a concert right in the middle of your conversation. My only regret is that we didn’t pick a more intuitive location for a concert other than the school gym.

However, from the volume and constancy of your conversation I was able to hear while I was trying to listen to my daughters sing, it sounds like you didn’t let the efforts of the students or educators bother you too much.

I’m friendsick

We had been out of town for a couple of weeks due to a death in the family, and as we heard later, our daughter’s best friend took the absence kind of hard. Finally one day she sat down mopily and said:

“I’m friendsick.”

The best there is at what I do, but what I do isn’t very nice

X-Men Origins: Wolverine isn’t really that great of a movie. It doesn’t stink like X-Men 3, but it doesn’t rock like X-Men 1 & 2.

The movie has a number of completely superfluous characters who, if you removed them from the movie, wouldn’t change the plot one bit, Gambit and The Blob being the most notable. The movie has a lot of profanity, I guess in an attempt to make it gritty, but it’s still just a mediocre movie. The big fight scene in the middle of the movie is virtually bulging with some of the lamest movie cliches ever, and some simply ridiculous things like riding a Harley through a dense forest. In terms of SFX, there are several scenes that are so obvious they were filmed against a bluescreen and had digital backgrounds inserted that it was distracting.

I don’t mean to imply that the movie was completely terrible, but I think a good editor could make a pretty kick-butt 45 minute movie out of it.

Favorite website #1

My husband finds some of the best websites (and gets me hooked on them) and I will share them all with you. 

 www.neatorama.com

I love this website because it updates several times during the day and the posts are very interesting. Not every post is something that I am interested in but about 80-85% of the time there is something that catches my eye.

This site also has a link to some really fun flash games. I love mindless games! Go. Visit. Post. Have fun. NOW!

Senior Coffee

The McDonald’s I get my coffee at frequently gives me a discounted senior coffee. I figured it was because they liked me, or they just like rewarding their frequent fliers, not because of all the gray in my beard.

But some time ago I was at a McDonald’s in downtown Kansas City and they gave me a senior discount as well. And then last month I went to another McDonald’s in yet another town and got the same discount.

I’m not saying I don’t appreciate it. But I really didn’t think I looked that old.

The only other explanation is that women working at McDonald’s restaurants all over Missouri are all hitting on me, and that’s not really rational.

My friend Kay wrote about a similar experience some time ago, but I don’t think she appreciated it so much.

Share everything

Several years ago a friend of mine was eating some chips. His five year old son (who was supposed to be getting in bed), came up behind him.

“Can I have some of your chips?”

“No.”

His son paused for a few seconds and then said:

“The Bible says you have to share everything.”

My friend was undeterred.

“No it doesn’t. Now get out of here and get to bed.”

My Grandma’s curse

According to my Aunt Carol, my grandma used to curse people. You know, as in the hex kind of curse. When my aunt got married, Grandma made this proclamation:

“You will never own a home as long as you are married to him.”

According to my aunt, the curses always came true. I didn’t see it so much as a curse, but more that my grandma was an astute student of human nature.

Anyway, the curse / prediction regarding my aunt turned out completely true: the whole time they were married, they always lived in apartments.

When my uncle passed away, my aunt used the life insurance money and bought a house.