Category: humor

Dec 30

Quotable: John MacArthur

John MacArthur on Bible reading: Question: John, what do you do when you get up in the morning and you go through your day and you just don’t feel like reading? John: Well, usually you don’t read it.

Sep 19

Overheard: 40 yr old male

“My uncle was ad-libbing as a physician.”  I talked to this guy, and he clarified that he meant “moonlighting”.

Sep 07

Worst sentence you’ll read today

From https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms178411.aspx

Aug 14

Left Behind: Bikini Bottom

Aug 11

Jazzin’ up the Hymnz

The wife and I were trolling flea markets and second hand stores, you know, like ya do. I was looking through the CDs, cuz I’m a sucker for cheap and/or weird music, and I came across this gem: I came home and looked it up. Turns out the artist, Richy Petrello, has a page. A …

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Jul 23

Songwriting Advice

MUSIC TEACHER: Accent marks should be used sparingly. It’s generally considered bad form to write a song in which *every* word in the verse is accented. AUTHOR OF ‘ROCKY TOP’: Hold my beer.

Dec 20

Quotable: John Piper

“I’m not an emotional person; I’m a Minnesotan.” (out of context quote from a sermon illustration)

Nov 01

Nicest thing I ever did

One day I was walking down the hall at work and a woman I knew from another department was walking down the hall the other way toward the public hallway that crossed the entire hospital. Just as I was about to enter my department, I turned and saw, a two-foot long piece of toilet paper hanging …

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Oct 26

Crazaeh

In the 1987 Starship song “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now,” whenever Grace Slick sings the line, “Let ’em say we’re crazy,” she actually sounds kind of crazy. Listen for yourself: crazay.mp3 ‘LET ‘EM SAY WE’RE CRAZAEH!”

Oct 23

Ineffective ads

I saw this ad on a programming website. I’m not sure why they thought that having a bored, sickly, stick woman would want to make me buy a sweater, but hey, whatever floats your boat. Your heroin boat, obviously.