John MacArthur on Bible reading: Question: John, what do you do when you get up in the morning and you go through your day and you just don’t feel like reading? John: Well, usually you don’t read it.
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“My uncle was ad-libbing as a physician.” I talked to this guy, and he clarified that he meant “moonlighting”.
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The wife and I were trolling flea markets and second hand stores, you know, like ya do. I was looking through the CDs, cuz I’m a sucker for cheap and/or weird music, and I came across this gem: I came home and looked it up. Turns out the artist, Richy Petrello, has a page. A […]
MUSIC TEACHER: Accent marks should be used sparingly. It’s generally considered bad form to write a song in which *every* word in the verse is accented. AUTHOR OF ‘ROCKY TOP’: Hold my beer.
“I’m not an emotional person; I’m a Minnesotan.” (out of context quote from a sermon illustration)
One day I was walking down the hall at work and a woman I knew from another department was walking down the hall the other way toward the public hallway that crossed the entire hospital. Just as I was about to enter my department, I turned and saw, a two-foot long piece of toilet paper hanging […]
In the 1987 Starship song “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now,” whenever Grace Slick sings the line, “Let ’em say we’re crazy,” she actually sounds kind of crazy. Listen for yourself: crazay.mp3 ‘LET ‘EM SAY WE’RE CRAZAEH!”
I saw this ad on a programming website. I’m not sure why they thought that having a bored, sickly, stick woman would want to make me buy a sweater, but hey, whatever floats your boat. Your heroin boat, obviously.