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Protected: The Adventures of Bob the Jawa

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Quotable: Matthew Henry

“The devil’s instruments must share in the devil’s punishments.”

Overheard: 40 yr old woman

“The dryer smelled like cat pee. Inside the dryer.”

One More Ride: Chapter 7: Home

Norville took the long way home. It gave him time to think and to reflect, he told himself. It gave him time to avoid responsibility, he knew. Norville was tired of being responsible. Not that he was tired of being held responsible for things, but simply tired of being reliable. Why couldn’t he have just stayed …

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Overheard: 35 yr old female

(speaking to me), “You would not want to be married to me!”

Overheard: Ian Hamilton

“I should tell you that it’s a double first for me to be here at this conference. First of all because this is the first time I’ve ever spoken at a conference in California and it’s the first time I’ve ever eaten a burrito. I hope perhaps to come again to conferences in California, and …

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Quotable: Russell Moore

“We don’t have Mayberry anymore, if we ever did. Good. Mayberry leads to hell just as surely as Gomorrah does.” from Is Christianity Dying?

Supercalawhatever

“Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious” It takes a bold lyricist to admit when his song is obnoxious in the very lyrics of said song.

One More Ride: Chapter 6: Keys

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Velma drove Norville back to his car parked at the cemetery. The rain had largely abated and was nothing more than a heavy mist. Norville prepared to retrieve his spare key from beneath the car. “Can you hold this a minute,” Velma asked, practically shoving the pizza box …

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There’s Things You Don’t Know

A hilarious excerpt from M.D. McMullin’s visit to Walmart: Recently, I had the privilege of overhearing a conversation in the shoe aisles.  I was looking at flip flops and couldn’t help but catch the conversation in the next aisle over. Woman A:    We done talked about this before we got here and I said “NO.” …

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