“Women are naturally secretive, and they like to do their own secreting.” –Sherlock Holmes in A Scandal in Bohemia
Tag: women
Feb 06
Overheard: 36 yr old female
“At least you weren’t eating a whole watermelon a day.” From a conversation between two women discussing their cravings during pregnancy.
Dec 27
petticoat government
n. A government by women, especially at home. “…instead of being a subject to his Majesty George the Third, he was now a free citizen of the United States. Rip, in fact, was no politician; the changes of states and empires made but little impression on him; but there was one species of despotism under …
Oct 14
Overheard: 30 yr old women
WOMAN1: Why don’t you use mascara? WOMAN2: Because I poke myself in the eye.
Apr 07
Rear-view mirror
One of the ways you can tell whether a car belongs to a man or a woman is to look at the rear-view mirror. For a guy, a rear-view mirror is for looking at things behind him, and, just maybe, a parking pass. For a woman, a rear-view mirror is gallery waiting to be populated. …
