Tag: overheard

Overheard: 40 yr old male

“My uncle was ad-libbing as a physician.”  I talked to this guy, and he clarified that he meant “moonlighting”.

Overheard: 40 yr old woman

“The dryer smelled like cat pee. Inside the dryer.”

Overheard: 50 yr old man

“You were apple-and-oranging me!”

Overheard: some dude

“Mayo is a poor life choice, man.”

Overheard: 25 yr old female

“I need the caffeinated beverages that don’t taste like sadness.”

Quotable: Buford Van Stomm

“My mom said if I break one more bone she’s gonna break the rest of ’em.”

Overheard: 35 yr old woman

“ANDREA THATS WHAT I JUST AXE YOU YOURE NOT LISTENING!”

Overheard: 35 yr old female

(speaking to me), “You would not want to be married to me!”

Overheard: Ian Hamilton

“I should tell you that it’s a double first for me to be here at this conference. First of all because this is the first time I’ve ever spoken at a conference in California and it’s the first time I’ve ever eaten a burrito. I hope perhaps to come again to conferences in California, and …

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Overheard: middle aged male

“Son, never do drugs. Unless you get the chance to do peyote.”