“My uncle was ad-libbing as a physician.” I talked to this guy, and he clarified that he meant “moonlighting”.
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“The dryer smelled like cat pee. Inside the dryer.”
“You were apple-and-oranging me!”
“Mayo is a poor life choice, man.”
“I need the caffeinated beverages that don’t taste like sadness.”
“My mom said if I break one more bone she’s gonna break the rest of ’em.”
“ANDREA THATS WHAT I JUST AXE YOU YOURE NOT LISTENING!”
(speaking to me), “You would not want to be married to me!”
“I should tell you that it’s a double first for me to be here at this conference. First of all because this is the first time I’ve ever spoken at a conference in California and it’s the first time I’ve ever eaten a burrito. I hope perhaps to come again to conferences in California, and […]
“Son, never do drugs. Unless you get the chance to do peyote.”