Tag: humor

Quotable: John MacArthur

John MacArthur on Bible reading: Question: John, what do you do when you get up in the morning and you go through your day and you just don’t feel like reading? John: Well, usually you don’t read it.

Overheard: 40 yr old male

“My uncle was ad-libbing as a physician.”  I talked to this guy, and he clarified that he meant “moonlighting”.

Worst sentence you’ll read today

From https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms178411.aspx

Left Behind: Bikini Bottom

Jazzin’ up the Hymnz

The wife and I were trolling flea markets and second hand stores, you know, like ya do. I was looking through the CDs, cuz I’m a sucker for cheap and/or weird music, and I came across this gem: I came home and looked it up. Turns out the artist, Richy Petrello, has a page. A …

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Nicest thing I ever did

One day I was walking down the hall at work and a woman I knew from another department was walking down the hall the other way toward the public hallway that crossed the entire hospital. Just as I was about to enter my department, I turned and saw, a two-foot long piece of toilet paper hanging …

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Overheard: 40 yr old woman

“The dryer smelled like cat pee. Inside the dryer.”

Overheard: 50 yr old man

“You were apple-and-oranging me!”

Overheard: some dude

“Mayo is a poor life choice, man.”

This was on the desk of a user I was assisting