John MacArthur on Bible reading: Question: John, what do you do when you get up in the morning and you go through your day and you just don’t feel like reading? John: Well, usually you don’t read it.
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“My uncle was ad-libbing as a physician.” I talked to this guy, and he clarified that he meant “moonlighting”.
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The wife and I were trolling flea markets and second hand stores, you know, like ya do. I was looking through the CDs, cuz I’m a sucker for cheap and/or weird music, and I came across this gem: I came home and looked it up. Turns out the artist, Richy Petrello, has a page. A […]
One day I was walking down the hall at work and a woman I knew from another department was walking down the hall the other way toward the public hallway that crossed the entire hospital. Just as I was about to enter my department, I turned and saw, a two-foot long piece of toilet paper hanging […]
“The dryer smelled like cat pee. Inside the dryer.”
“You were apple-and-oranging me!”
“Mayo is a poor life choice, man.”