The customer asked me this seriously, without the slightest bit of irony. “My name’s Dan,” I replied. The whole thing was rather curious. Jimmy was our lead tech at the time, and he is legitimately one of the nicest guys ever. For some reason the customer had gotten it into her head that 1) Jimmy […]
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Faith, Books, and Stuff
That was what a mom asked one of her children while I was eating lunch. I don’t know if the child was stupid or not, but the mom was the one wearing skintight sweatpants out in public.
“I know what bugs taste like.” and “So there I am–eating tick juice.”
“If your wife comes home and the front end of the car is rearranged you have to decide, ‘Do I want a good car or a good marriage–you cannot have both at that point.”
“How many sheep there are without, how many wolves within!” (Homilies on John, 45, 12)
The first time I tried Sriracha pepper sauce it was in a peepee jar. Lemme esplain. I have this friend who works in a hospital–but not in the department where they use said jars for said purpose. She and her coworkers use them for beads and other little odds and ends. Anyway, she was totally hooked on […]
Hey, I’m back, just like I said. I’m starting a new project this month in MadMania: you email me a photo that you have personally taken and don’t give me any details about it. I will post the photo and a story I make up based on what I can observe in the photo. Sound […]
Sooo…I haven’t posted for a while (duh). No apologies, just taking a break. No promises when I will update again, but check back again in October. Go out and enjoy your autumn, the prince of seasons.
I turned one of my former student’s Facebook comment into an iPhone wallpaper. Download and enjoy for free:
“They got him so medicated he can’t feel his butt with bofe hands.”