Category: family
Apr 16
The Hunter
My daughter’s cat, Mr. Pucko, likes to kill things. He was so adorable when he killed his first bird that we wanted to commemorate it, so we made a little bird grave with a little bird tombstone. It seemed pretty funny at the time. Over the next couple of weeks he would bring back more …
Oct 05
“Are you stupid?”
That was what a mom asked one of her children while I was eating lunch. I don’t know if the child was stupid or not, but the mom was the one wearing skintight sweatpants out in public.
Oct 03
Quotable: Les Ollila
“If your wife comes home and the front end of the car is rearranged you have to decide, ‘Do I want a good car or a good marriage–you cannot have both at that point.”
Apr 01
Lustin’ for a bustin’
Remember back in the old days when gullible people would email you ridiculous urban legends without checking the facts? You know the ones I mean: out of context photo with plenty of JPEG compression artifacts, inaccurate descriptions, poor spelling, lots of all caps and exclamation points, and a story that just seems a wee bit …
Mar 27
Quotable: Jenny from Big Fish
“No, it’s logical if you think like your father. See, to him, there’s only two women: your mother and everyone else.”
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