Category: humor

There’s Things You Don’t Know

A hilarious excerpt from M.D. McMullin’s visit to Walmart: Recently, I had the privilege of overhearing a conversation in the shoe aisles.  I was looking at flip flops and couldn’t help but catch the conversation in the next aisle over. Woman A:    We done talked about this before we got here and I said “NO.” …

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Overheard: 50 yr old female

“I loved to go to the tortilla factory.”

Ace Days: Jerry’s big ad campaign

Years ago I when I was at my first full time graphic design I was at a company called Ace that made and sold radio control cars, boats, planes, and other accessories. Our meager design and marketing team of four was swamped making catalogs, logos, stickers, ads, and packaging, so we hired a new marketing …

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Do you want to watch the Superb Owl?

In case you really didn’t know, Microsoft Word is programmed by nerds and not jocks: And yes, I would like to watch a superb owl.  

Bar Sign in Jamesport, Missouri

Normally I would say something funny, but when it comes to the sign on a bar in an Amish town that shows what appear to be a Sasquatch and an alien with an 8-ball bracelet drinking beer–I got nothin’.  

Trolling the Daughter

Overheard: 45 year old male

“You know my wife: ‘Y’all did it, and I’m gonna prove ya did it!’”

Julius Caesar, Act II, Scene 2 CAESAR’s house [condensed]

Decius Brutus. Yo, worthy Caesar, I come to fetch you to the senate-house. Caesar. Tell them that I will not come to-day: Decius Brutus. Tell me why or they’ll laugh at me. Caesar. Tell them I said I don’t feel like it. But since I like you, I’ll let you in on a secret: Calpurnia had …

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Quotable: Denny Burk on Noah

“As far as midrash is concerned, Noah is the midrashiest midrash that ever was midrashed.” –Denny Burk from his review of Russell Crowe’s Noah, via Challies.com

Overheard: 35 yr old female

“When my mom passes away then I’ll be the alpha.”