A hilarious excerpt from M.D. McMullin’s visit to Walmart: Recently, I had the privilege of overhearing a conversation in the shoe aisles. I was looking at flip flops and couldn’t help but catch the conversation in the next aisle over. Woman A: We done talked about this before we got here and I said “NO.” …
Category: humor
May 05
Do you want to watch the Superb Owl?
In case you really didn’t know, Microsoft Word is programmed by nerds and not jocks: And yes, I would like to watch a superb owl.
Apr 21
Overheard: 45 year old male
“You know my wife: ‘Y’all did it, and I’m gonna prove ya did it!’”
Apr 14
Julius Caesar, Act II, Scene 2 CAESAR’s house [condensed]
Decius Brutus. Yo, worthy Caesar, I come to fetch you to the senate-house. Caesar. Tell them that I will not come to-day: Decius Brutus. Tell me why or they’ll laugh at me. Caesar. Tell them I said I don’t feel like it. But since I like you, I’ll let you in on a secret: Calpurnia had …
Apr 01
Quotable: Denny Burk on Noah
“As far as midrash is concerned, Noah is the midrashiest midrash that ever was midrashed.” –Denny Burk from his review of Russell Crowe’s Noah, via Challies.com
