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Julius Caesar, Act II, Scene 2 CAESAR’s house [condensed]

Decius Brutus. Yo, worthy Caesar, I come to fetch you to the senate-house.

Caesar. Tell them that I will not come to-day:

Decius Brutus. Tell me why or they’ll laugh at me.

Caesar. Tell them I said I don’t feel like it. But since I like you, I’ll let you in on a secret: Calpurnia had a nightmare about me getting stabbed 33 times while I was in the Senate. So, I’m staying home to make her happy.

Decius Brutus. Wah-pish!

Decius Brutus makes a WHIPPING MOTION.

Caesar. Give me my robe, for I will go.

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