Decius Brutus. Yo, worthy Caesar, I come to fetch you to the senate-house.
Caesar. Tell them that I will not come to-day:
Decius Brutus. Tell me why or they’ll laugh at me.
Caesar. Tell them I said I don’t feel like it. But since I like you, I’ll let you in on a secret: Calpurnia had a nightmare about me getting stabbed 33 times while I was in the Senate. So, I’m staying home to make her happy.
Decius Brutus. Wah-pish!
Decius Brutus makes a WHIPPING MOTION.
Caesar. Give me my robe, for I will go.
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