Tag: parenting

Apr 21

Overheard: 45 year old male

“You know my wife: ‘Y’all did it, and I’m gonna prove ya did it!’”

Oct 05

“Are you stupid?”

That was what a mom asked one of her children while I was eating lunch. I don’t know if the child was stupid or not, but the mom was the one wearing skintight sweatpants out in public.

Sep 23

I almost had a son

Yesterday, specifically. We were on the way back from the Mickey and there was a woman with two young boys around three and five on the elevator with us. The three year old had a tendency to wander (I know you’re as shocked as I was). The elevator door opened at a floor different than …

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Sep 17

Leash laws

One day I took the guys in my Sunday School class hiking at Burr Oak Woods and then we went to the Bass Pro Shop. We had a great day together, I got some cool pictures, and the guys all got a nap in the car on the way home (I guess they can’t keep …

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May 02

Have some coke and a hug

My friend’s wife works in an ER, and sometimes it can be pretty depressing. The other day she mentioned they were seeing a 13 year old who tested positive for cocaine. “Go home and hug your kids and tell them not to do cocaine,” she told me. I did. The girls were pretty bummed, of …

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