Missouri is known as the Cave State; we have over 6,000 caves. Besides caves, Missouri also has the most famous outlaw of the Old West: Jesse James. On the surface, it doesn’t seem like those two facts have anything to do with one another. However, every cave you visit in Missouri has a sign stating […]
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Faith, Books, and Stuff
First, let me thank you all for your prayers, cards and food. I was not anticipating spending three days in the hospital and I appreciate everything. I haven’t updated in quite a while so I plan on doing several all in one post. My husband hates seeing my posts cause he thinks I should separate ideas more, […]
Woman: “We have medium, and there are large behind you. What size do you need?” Rotund Guy: “Texas!”
“It addresses a real need.” So says David Puncil, head of GM’s flagging Hummer line of sport utility vehicles. “Our customers have given us a lot of feedback, and we’ve listened,” he says. “Over and over again our customers told us they want an oversized mammoth of a vehicle that takes up a lot of […]
Heather went in for gall bladder surgery on Thursday. It was an outpatient procedure, and we were supposed to walk out some time Thursday afternoon. We didn’t leave the hospital until Saturday afternoon. The surgery itself went fine, but recovery took some time due to complications, so we ended up staying quite some time and […]
“But, the smoker, I’ve killed a couple of people with the smoker.”
“They put everything under the microscope. They’re like, ‘If it’s a bug, kill it and put it under the microscope.’”
A few Christmases ago my daughter received a toy airplane. It was a styrofoam model, designed for flight. Inexplicably, the company had packaged it in one of those irritating hard blister packs. It was no surprise then, when the plane got broken during the process of extricating it from the package. “I’d like to kill […]
I’m an I.T. guy, and proud of it. I like fixing stuff. However, most of the techniques I use are readily available to you with little to no real training. The following are some basic I.T. tips that will help you, no matter what your skill level, troubleshoot not only computers, but also toasters, cars, […]
“I don’t know. You lose the hair on your head, and you get it in other spots you don’t want it.”