My dyslexic friend got kicked out of church for singing ‘Our Dog is an Awesome Dog.’
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Faith, Books, and Stuff
“Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.”
“Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.”
I shot this on the inside, exterior sill of the Western Auto building in downtown Kansas City. Cupric is available in 1600 x 1200. Just right click and Save As (Windows) or Option-Click (Mac).
Back when I was in art school, I served two semesters of hard time in Dr. McDermott’s ‘art in the dark’ (art history) class. I both loathed and loved that class; it was so amazingly hard and fascinating at the same time. McDermott was thoroughly convinced that you could not learn the history of art […]
“I’ve been banned from yoga, so my whole bottom half is bigger.”
“Hum, nice state of affairs when a man has to indulge his vices by proxy.” I thought of this as I brought in donuts for the guys this morning.
Probably one of the gifts I most appreciate–and most take for granted–is a gift that is quite common in the 21st century United States. Most people have it, it is free, and it is available to all. In fact, it is even imposed on a good deal of people quite against their wills–as it was […]
I just finished programming a robot that evaluates life forms and if determined to be human, follows a pretty straightforward If/Then sequence: IF [CHEWING_GUM_WITH_MOUTH_OPEN=TRUE] THEN [PUNCH_IN_THROAT] If you happen to receive a punch in the throat due to said activity, I’m sorry. But you had it coming.