While teaching a lesson on the book of Obadiah to my church youth group , I used the following illustration: Similarities between holding a grudge and holding a turd You think it’s valuable, but everyone else sees that it is not. It makes you unpleasant to be around. You can’t get clean as long as you […]
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On this day in 1376 (according to the poet Robert Browning) the Pied Piper led all the children from Hamelin never to be seen again.
One night my wife and daughter were helping in the church nursery. Our friend’s three year old son was in there, and he was having some difficulty walking, his hands down the back of his pants. “What are you doing?” my wife asked. “My vroom-vrooms are in my butt!” he replied. For those of you […]
I guess a lot of statements make a lot more sense when heard in context. Our cat, Puck, came to live with us in November of 2009. Heather had fallen in love with him when she took her ugly dog to the vet (the same vet who told Heather her dog was ugly). Puck was entirely […]
On sitting in a leather overstuffed chair: “It’s like getting a hug from a really fat man.”
Here is a pic of the full set, unobstructed by yours truly:
Recently I got to visit the set of the newest film in the Star Wars franchise. Here is a pic of me on the set; it was pretty much as exciting as you might expect:
Ever wonder why your dad tend to dress funny and act uncool? I’ll tell ya. Your dad used to be cool. In fact, I’d wager he still is, despite his outward appearances and actions. Think, McFly, think: how else did he snag your mom? By being cool. However, he found out something: being cool has […]
Referring to barista at Starbucks: “Do you think if he has a girlfriend he brings her here? Cuz if so, I want to date him.”
“Mr. Bond, you defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you.”