When I was growing up I remember hearing the term ‘grease zert,’ and I just assumed it was a made-up word. While my dad was skilled at a lot of things (drawing, aviation, mechanics,welding), he was not always known to handle the English language in a manner consistent with the generally agreed upon principles of usage […]
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Faith, Books, and Stuff
One day I was walking down the hall at work and a woman I knew from another department was walking down the hall the other way toward the public hallway that crossed the entire hospital. Just as I was about to enter my department, I turned and saw, a two-foot long piece of toilet paper hanging […]
“The dryer smelled like cat pee. Inside the dryer.”
In the 1987 Starship song “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now,” whenever Grace Slick sings the line, “Let ’em say we’re crazy,” she actually sounds kind of crazy. Listen for yourself: crazay.mp3 ‘LET ‘EM SAY WE’RE CRAZAEH!”
I saw this ad on a programming website. I’m not sure why they thought that having a bored, sickly, stick woman would want to make me buy a sweater, but hey, whatever floats your boat. Your heroin boat, obviously.
“You were apple-and-oranging me!”
“Mayo is a poor life choice, man.”
HP? Brother? Konica-Minolta? Whatever it is, it’s not as cool as:
We went on a missions trip to the Philippines this summer. It was incredibly hot, the people were very nice, and the food was great. We had mangos with nearly every meal, and they were amazing. Big yellow mangos with rich golden flesh. But while we were there, Allison and I developed some pretty harsh […]