“ANDREA THATS WHAT I JUST AXE YOU YOURE NOT LISTENING!”
Tag: humor
Jan 17
YOU IN THE ARMEEEEEE!
Now, I’m definitely not in the army, nor have I ever been (three semesters of ROTC doesn’t count). I don’t wear fatigues to work, either, just slacks and Hawaiian shirts. The other day I was wearing this one: There are a lot of children where I work. That’s not a pejorative–I work at a children’s hospital, …
Jan 21
Supercalawhatever
“Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious” It takes a bold lyricist to admit when his song is obnoxious in the very lyrics of said song.
Jan 09
Quotable: John Piper on William Mackenzie
“…a lover of books and a lover of people. That’s an unusual combination, you know. Most people who are bookish don’t like people–they just tolerate them.”
Nov 17
There’s Things You Don’t Know
A hilarious excerpt from M.D. McMullin’s visit to Walmart: Recently, I had the privilege of overhearing a conversation in the shoe aisles. I was looking at flip flops and couldn’t help but catch the conversation in the next aisle over. Woman A: We done talked about this before we got here and I said “NO.” …
Apr 21
Overheard: 45 year old male
“You know my wife: ‘Y’all did it, and I’m gonna prove ya did it!’”
Apr 01
Quotable: Denny Burk on Noah
“As far as midrash is concerned, Noah is the midrashiest midrash that ever was midrashed.” –Denny Burk from his review of Russell Crowe’s Noah, via Challies.com
