“ANDREA THATS WHAT I JUST AXE YOU YOURE NOT LISTENING!”
MadMania
Faith, Books, and Stuff
Tag: humor
Now, I’m definitely not in the army, nor have I ever been (three semesters of ROTC doesn’t count). I don’t wear fatigues to work, either, just slacks and Hawaiian shirts. The other day I was wearing this one: There are a lot of children where I work. That’s not a pejorative–I work at a children’s hospital, […]
(speaking to me), “You would not want to be married to me!”
“Dan’s here…he took a mop in your jukebox.”
“Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious” It takes a bold lyricist to admit when his song is obnoxious in the very lyrics of said song.
“…a lover of books and a lover of people. That’s an unusual combination, you know. Most people who are bookish don’t like people–they just tolerate them.”
A hilarious excerpt from M.D. McMullin’s visit to Walmart: Recently, I had the privilege of overhearing a conversation in the shoe aisles. I was looking at flip flops and couldn’t help but catch the conversation in the next aisle over. Woman A: We done talked about this before we got here and I said “NO.” […]
“You know my wife: ‘Y’all did it, and I’m gonna prove ya did it!’”
“As far as midrash is concerned, Noah is the midrashiest midrash that ever was midrashed.” –Denny Burk from his review of Russell Crowe’s Noah, via Challies.com