There are some questions that you are prepared for when you walk into a room. Furthermore, there are especially some questions you aren’t prepared for when you walk into a room at church. The asker of the aformentioned question was a boy about eight years old who was cleaning up the room with a couple …
Category: humor
Mar 08
Jesse James and Caves
Missouri is known as the Cave State; we have over 6,000 caves. Besides caves, Missouri also has the most famous outlaw of the Old West: Jesse James. On the surface, it doesn’t seem like those two facts have anything to do with one another. However, every cave you visit in Missouri has a sign stating …
Mar 05
Overheard: sizes
Woman: “We have medium, and there are large behind you. What size do you need?” Rotund Guy: “Texas!”
Mar 04
2010 Hummer H4
“It addresses a real need.” So says David Puncil, head of GM’s flagging Hummer line of sport utility vehicles. “Our customers have given us a lot of feedback, and we’ve listened,” he says. “Over and over again our customers told us they want an oversized mammoth of a vehicle that takes up a lot of …
Feb 21
Overheard: bugs
“They put everything under the microscope. They’re like, ‘If it’s a bug, kill it and put it under the microscope.’”
Feb 20
Overheard: hair
“I don’t know. You lose the hair on your head, and you get it in other spots you don’t want it.”
Feb 14
Traditional Irish Blessing
“May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face; the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand.”
Feb 14
Traditional Irish Curse
“May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can’t find you with a telescope.”
