Ever wonder why your dad tend to dress funny and act uncool? I’ll tell ya. Your dad used to be cool. In fact, I’d wager he still is, despite his outward appearances and actions. Think, McFly, think: how else did he snag your mom? By being cool. However, he found out something: being cool has […]
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Faith, Books, and Stuff
Category: humor
Referring to barista at Starbucks: “Do you think if he has a girlfriend he brings her here? Cuz if so, I want to date him.”
“I can’t speak for the entire country, but here at [employer name] we are on Internet Explorer 7.”
Guy: “What’s that cops show where they’re always busting people?” Everyone else in room: “COPS?”
“May those who love us, love us. And for those who don’t love us, May God turn their hearts. And if he can not turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we may know them by their limping.”
“My mom was high when she made my name.”
A friend of mine runs a library. He had a friend called The General. The two of them are known for making a pyramid out of vodka bottles roughly 8′ x 8′ x 8′. Anyway, one day my friend asked The General to pick him up at work. The General declined, saying, “Where I come […]
My friend B shot this pic somewhere in the KC area:
“May you inherit a hotel of a hundred rooms, and may you be found dead in every one of them.”
A couple of years ago I went on vacation and instead of going floating and camping, I went to the hospital and was diagnosed with atrial fibrillation. While I was in the hospital undergoing treatments you couldn’t use on people in Guantanamo, Heather stayed with me almost the entire time. After I had been there […]