Category: humor

Jun 24

Dads

Ever wonder why your dad tend to dress funny and act uncool? I’ll tell ya. Your dad used to be cool. In fact, I’d wager he still is, despite his outward appearances and actions. Think, McFly, think: how else did he snag your mom? By being cool. However, he found out something: being cool has …

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Jun 16

Overheard: 15 year old female

Referring to barista at Starbucks: “Do you think if he has a girlfriend he brings her here? Cuz if so, I want to date him.”

May 17

Overheard: 32 yr old male

“I can’t speak for the entire country, but here at [employer name] we are on Internet Explorer 7.”

Apr 25

Overheard: 50 yr old male

Guy: “What’s that cops show where they’re always busting people?” Everyone else in room: “COPS?”

Apr 21

Irish Prayer

“May those who love us, love us. And for those who don’t love us, May God turn their hearts. And if he can not turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we may know them by their limping.”

Apr 18

Overheard: 35 yr old female

“My mom was high when she made my name.”

Mar 23

Speaking of The General…

A friend of mine runs a library. He had a friend called The General. The two of them are known for making a pyramid out of vodka bottles roughly 8′ x 8′ x 8′. Anyway, one day my friend asked The General to pick him up at work. The General declined, saying, “Where I come …

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Mar 13

The General

My friend B shot this pic somewhere in the KC area:

Mar 09

Yiddish curse

“May you inherit a hotel of a hundred rooms, and may you be found dead in every one of them.”

Mar 03

You can’t say that here

A couple of years ago I went on vacation and instead of going floating and camping, I went to the hospital and was diagnosed with atrial fibrillation. While I was in the hospital undergoing treatments you couldn’t use on people in Guantanamo, Heather stayed with me almost the entire time. After I had been there …

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