My friend’s wife works in an ER, and sometimes it can be pretty depressing. The other day she mentioned they were seeing a 13 year old who tested positive for cocaine. “Go home and hug your kids and tell them not to do cocaine,” she told me. I did. The girls were pretty bummed, of […]
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Faith, Books, and Stuff
Author: madman
My friend Bruce used to teach the Primary class at church. One muggy July evening he had taken his class outside, and they were walking around the church. About half way around, one of the boys had grown tired of the heat and offered this: “The Bible says, ‘If a man sweats, let him go […]
Last week when my brother Nube and I were mushroom hunting, he found a false morel. The mushroom is toxic, but can supposedly be prepared to be edible (I’ll decline, thanks).
As Bill Cosby would say, I told you the previous story to tell you this story. Several years ago when my girls were about five and seven, Heather and I took them hiking at Ha Ha Tonka state park in Camdenton, Missouri. After we had hiked from the castle all the way down past the […]
My friend Wilxn was telling me about the time when he was 12 and he and some friends found a dead cow. “It was all dead and bloated,” he started. “So I grabbed a long stick–” “You poked it?” I asked incredulously. “I didn’t even get the chance,” he said. “It just exploded!”
My friend Wilkson always had a hard time with people misreading or mispronouncing his name: Wilkerson, Wilskerin, Wilkerins, Wilskerinson, etc. But I think I have come up with a clean, phonetic replacement: Wilxn. I realize there is a small chance it could be pronounced wilzn, but I’m willing to take my chances.
When my friend’s son was about three I was teasing him. “Why is your nose so flat?” I asked. “It’s got boogers in it!” he replied.
Well, I’m back, and I brought you a present: my first free wallpaper. I like my desktop wallpapers to be low contrast, low clutter (mainly because I supply all the clutter myself with my shamefully cluttered desktop). Concretius is available in 1600 x 1200 (standard) and 1440 x 900 (wide). Just right click and Save […]
Due to a death in the family, blogging will be light to nil this week.
It’s not as nefarious as it sounds. It was the middle of the depression and my grandpa Roy had a small farm. In the middle of the night he heard some racket, and saw someone riding off on a horse. The stranger had one of my grandpa’s pigs under his arm. So grandpa grabbed his […]