I’m not doing it. I am NOT doing this. They led me to believe that this chick was totally hot, and it is not true. I am not reading Harry Potter to this girl. So I pushed the button to summon the stewardess and she shows up and I ask her to please ask Air …
Tag: swimsuit model
Feb 10
Too good to be true
I promised Mr. Poynter I would keep these posts fairly clean since they’re on his blog, so it’s hard for me to find the words to express my. uncontrollable. rage. at. this. point. Let’s just say that apparently if you model plus-size swimwear you are still technically considered a swimsuit model.
Feb 09
Could it get better?
So I’m sitting there in first class enjoying my complimentary beverage and the stewardess comes up and says, “Oh, I see you are sitting with Marshal So-And-So,” and I say, “Why yes, I am.” And then she says, “Well, his daughter should be here soon. She’s on her way to the Caribbean.” “How about that,” …
