I’m not doing it. I am NOT doing this. They led me to believe that this chick was totally hot, and it is not true. I am not reading Harry Potter to this girl.
So I pushed the button to summon the stewardess and she shows up and I ask her to please ask Air Marshal So-And-So to come here, as I would like to speak to him.
A few minutes later he shows up, all grins.
“What can I do ya for?” he asks.
I’m feeling pretty safe since we’re in the air now.
“Well, Marshall,” I start out politely, “I am not reading this book to your daughter.”
“No?”
“No.”
“Well, before you make yer final decision, I’d like ya to take a look at this.”
And with that statement he drops his newspaper in my lap.
BRITISH AUTHOR DETAINED AT AIRPORT
They detained her?
And then he smiles.
I don’t care. I’m not doing it. I am not reading Harry Potter to this guy’s adult daughter.
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