I’ve long been puzzled by some of the vinyl people put on their cars, but sometimes I really have no idea what was going through someone’s head when they had something designed, or worse, found something already created that seemed to be just what they needed:
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Faith, Books, and Stuff
“Before you write your story, write the whole thing from the villain’s point of view, because the villain views himself as the hero in the story.”
“The enemy of writing is silence and inactivity.”
“God’s protection lies in God’s instruction.”
“When my mom passes away then I’ll be the alpha.”
Some time ago I opined that the folk song Donegal Danny contained an erroneous lyric, e.g., “the cries of drowning men.” At the time I snarkily mentioned that the only sound thatI thought drowning men would make was, “glub.” Well, it turns out that I am right. There is an excellent article at Slate called ‘Drowning […]
“I’ve been banned from yoga, so my whole bottom half is bigger.”
I found these in the cooler at my local Walmart out in the sticks. They are easily the best pickles I have ever had, better than Clausen, Vlasic, Heinz, anybody. All that stuff in the bottom is garlic and pickling spices. Guss’ pickles are nice and crisp and cucumber-colored instead of being dyed artificial yellow-green. Unfortunately […]
In An Innocent in Scotland, the author describes the scene from one of the bed and breakfasts he lodges at: ‘On a lamp table in the dining room there’s a little stuffed [taxidermied] animal, some kind of weasel sitting there with a little bushy tail and the sweetest look on its face. “Who shot that little […]
I swear, you write one blog post about accidentally giving a prostitute a lift and next thing you know you have this in your search stats: