“…you try to put ’em in the car seat and they do this [go stiff] and we call that the board baby, and you just wanna karate chop ’em right in the middle–wa-CHA!”
MadMania
Faith, Books, and Stuff
Month: July 2013
“Fake jade artifacts can be divided into 4 catagories:- Grade A, intends to fool experts. Grade B, intends to fool unaware collectors. Grade C, intends to fool new collectors. Grade D, intends to fool tourists.” –found online when I was searching for info about jade.
“Down in interior Mexico it’s no more dangerous than driving in Kansas City at night.” –missionary to Mexico, who was saying that as a positive thing
a contraction / portmanteau of ‘SMS phishing.’
“His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Dr. Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular”. –the self-bestowed title of African dictator Idi Amin
“God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America.” –Otto von Bismarck