Category: words

Victory, pt. 2

As mentioned in a previous post, I assisted someone at work in getting their laptop connected to our wireless network. The user was Chinese, and I greeted her with a friendly nihau. A few weeks later I was assisting a user in Personnel. “I heard you are a valuable asset to our company,” she said. …

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Overheard: 35 yr old female

“My mom was high when she made my name.”

Yiddish curse

“May you inherit a hotel of a hundred rooms, and may you be found dead in every one of them.”

‘the Marital We’

My friend Kaleb, another logophile, coined this phrase. It describes the phenomena when a wife addresses her husband with a sentence beginning with, “We need to…,” and by this statement what she means is, “You need to….”

petticoat government

n. A government by women, especially at home. “…instead of being a subject to his Majesty George the Third, he was now a free citizen of the United States. Rip, in fact, was no politician; the changes of states and empires made but little impression on him; but there was one species of despotism under …

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Hubbly-bubbly

n. South-African colloquialism for a hookah.

Chippy

n. British slang for either a fish and chip shop, a carpenter, or a prostitute.

Halloween Hangover

n. That miserable feeling you have November 1 from eating too much candy the night before.

Staycation

n., a vacation during which you just stay home, either by choice or dictated by finances. Speaking of which, I’m on it for the next two weeks! See ya.

Slutoween

n. A word coined to describe the recent trend in women’s and girls’ Halloween costumes to be increasingly immodest and/or trashy.