Cloves are one of the greatest things ever. If you don’t know what they are, they are those little spiky things you see sticking out of Christmas hams. I first got hooked on cloves back when I used to smoke. I know, I know, I was supposed to get addicted to tobacco and not the …
Category: stuff
Jun 18
Return of the MadMan
I will be returning from hiatus on July 6, 2010, and will be updating the site every Tuesday and Thursday, with possible interruptions as Vacation Bible School nears in August. See you then.
May 12
Hiatus
I’m going to take a break from the site for a while; I’ll probably pick it back up in July. See ya later.
Apr 29
Advice from Jesse “The Body” Ventura
In pro wrestler Chris Jericho’s book A Lion’s Tale, he passes on some advice he learned from Jesse Ventura. It’s excellent advice–and not just for those of you looking for a career in sports entertainment: If you want to be a wrestler, you have to be prepared to live every day in pain. If you …
Mar 27
8 Cardinal Virtues of George Washington Carver
The world is a better place thanks to George Washington Carver, and not just for his brilliant invention of peanut butter. The following is excerpted from a thank-you he wrote to the members of his senior class at the Tuskegee Institute: “…it is needless for me to keep saying, I hope, except for emphasis, that …
Feb 11
Who knew?
Apparently kissing an Air Marshal’s daughter is a chargeable offense. My trial date is April 15.
Feb 08
I’m not Daniel Radcliffe
So, like, my so-called friends say I look like Harry Potter, on account of my youthful appearance and resemblance to Daniel Radcliffe. So anyway, I’m in line at the airport. I’ve already got my ticket and made it through the gate and I’m just about to step onto the plane and the Air Marshal pulls …
