Referring to barista at Starbucks: “Do you think if he has a girlfriend he brings her here? Cuz if so, I want to date him.”
MadMania
Faith, Books, and Stuff
Category: overheard
“I can’t speak for the entire country, but here at [employer name] we are on Internet Explorer 7.”
Guy: “What’s that cops show where they’re always busting people?” Everyone else in room: “COPS?”
“My mom was high when she made my name.”
“I feel like I just made out with a habanero!”
“You’d make a crappy ninja, Mike.”
“So everyone smells like a baby’s butt!”
Chick #1: do you say the word ‘hiccup’ when you hiccup? Chick #2: yes.
“How much caffeine is in that Excedrin? ‘Cuz I am trippin’ out right now! I never do caffeine!”
Girl: Tweetie Bird is a boy Guy: What? My life is a lie!