Referring to barista at Starbucks: “Do you think if he has a girlfriend he brings her here? Cuz if so, I want to date him.”
Category: overheard
May 17
Overheard: 32 yr old male
“I can’t speak for the entire country, but here at [employer name] we are on Internet Explorer 7.”
Apr 25
Overheard: 50 yr old male
Guy: “What’s that cops show where they’re always busting people?” Everyone else in room: “COPS?”
Jan 11
Overheard: 28 yr old women
Chick #1: do you say the word ‘hiccup’ when you hiccup? Chick #2: yes.
Dec 15
Overheard: 32 yr old male
“How much caffeine is in that Excedrin? ‘Cuz I am trippin’ out right now! I never do caffeine!”
