“There is no such thing as a free cat.”
Category: humor
May 28
Top Question
Here I am, just trying to find out ‘Why can’t I copy from Amazon CloudReader,’ and here are the Google autocomplete suggestions: Why can’t I poop is the top question?
Feb 18
Overheard: 25 yr old female
“I need the caffeinated beverages that don’t taste like sadness.”
Feb 08
Quotable: Buford Van Stomm
“My mom said if I break one more bone she’s gonna break the rest of ’em.”
Jan 17
YOU IN THE ARMEEEEEE!
Now, I’m definitely not in the army, nor have I ever been (three semesters of ROTC doesn’t count). I don’t wear fatigues to work, either, just slacks and Hawaiian shirts. The other day I was wearing this one: There are a lot of children where I work. That’s not a pejorative–I work at a children’s hospital, …
Jan 11
I was on Iron Chef America
It’s true, though you never saw the episode–and never will. Obviously they had to sample my cooking, which was no big deal. They loved my chili. Then I had to audition, which kind of shattered my reality TV illusion. They didn’t love my acting (who does?), but they gave me a chance to take some …
Jan 08
Quotable: Keith Getty
“I grew up an Irish Presbyterian, so what that means is when we go to rugby matches and beat England like we did at the weekend, we scream and shout and roar and jump our hands in the air. Then we going to church on Sundays and talk about being miraculously saved from Hell and …
