“There is no such thing as a free cat.”
MadMania
Faith, Books, and Stuff
Category: humor
Here I am, just trying to find out ‘Why can’t I copy from Amazon CloudReader,’ and here are the Google autocomplete suggestions: Why can’t I poop is the top question?
“He is no cuckold who has no wife.” –Chaucer, The Miller’s Tale
“I need the caffeinated beverages that don’t taste like sadness.”
“My mom said if I break one more bone she’s gonna break the rest of ’em.”
“ANDREA THATS WHAT I JUST AXE YOU YOURE NOT LISTENING!”
Now, I’m definitely not in the army, nor have I ever been (three semesters of ROTC doesn’t count). I don’t wear fatigues to work, either, just slacks and Hawaiian shirts. The other day I was wearing this one: There are a lot of children where I work. That’s not a pejorative–I work at a children’s hospital, […]
(speaking to me), “You would not want to be married to me!”
It’s true, though you never saw the episode–and never will. Obviously they had to sample my cooking, which was no big deal. They loved my chili. Then I had to audition, which kind of shattered my reality TV illusion. They didn’t love my acting (who does?), but they gave me a chance to take some […]
“I grew up an Irish Presbyterian, so what that means is when we go to rugby matches and beat England like we did at the weekend, we scream and shout and roar and jump our hands in the air. Then we going to church on Sundays and talk about being miraculously saved from Hell and […]