Category: humor

Sep 12

‘scuse me while I kiss this guy

I don’t know how long people have been mishearing lyrics to songs; I guess as long as there have been songs. Of course ‘Excuse me while I kiss this guy,’ from Jimi Hendrix’s Purple Haze is probably the most famous. For years a female I won’t mention thought that song in Austin Powers was Secret …

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Sep 05

I sold my van to rock and roll

Several years ago our church purchased a new (to us) bus. We had finally outgrown our 15 passenger van, and due to the cost of insurance to even own the thing, let alone drive it, we decided to sell it. We parked it out in front of the church with a phone number and a …

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Aug 25

Ace Days: Military

I used to work for the late Tom Runge of Ace R/C. Since Ace was a small company, you often got pulled off of your regular job to help do any number of things like driving people to the airport or unloading heavy boxes of catalogs. One day I was helping Tom and several older …

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Aug 04

Overheard: 25 yr old female

“I need to go feed my frustration monkey a banana.”

Aug 02

The difference

Customer: “What’s the difference between Windows Vista and Windows 7?” Me: “Vista sucks and 7 doesn’t.”

Jul 27

Brians!

Guys named Brian are afraid of dyslexic zombies.

Jul 20

Vroom-vrooms

One night my wife and daughter were helping in the church nursery. Our friend’s three year old son was in there, and he was having some difficulty walking, his hands down the back of his pants. “What are you doing?” my wife asked. “My vroom-vrooms are in my butt!” he replied. For those of you …

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Jul 16

Overheard: 38 year old male

On sitting in a leather overstuffed chair: “It’s like getting a hug from a really fat man.”

Jul 07

One more pic from the Star Wars: Episode VII set

Here is a pic of the full set, unobstructed by yours truly:

Jul 04

On the set of Star Wars: Episode VII

Recently I got to visit the set of the newest film in the Star Wars franchise. Here is a pic of me on the set; it was pretty much as exciting as you might expect: