Oxo responds to allegations that they are thieves with humor and style. via Daring Fireball
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“I wish I was dead with my back broken.” –Humphrey Bogart as Linus Larabie in Sabrina
“At least you weren’t eating a whole watermelon a day.” From a conversation between two women discussing their cravings during pregnancy.
This is a garage door near 43rd and Main in downtown Kansas City. Unfortunately this is the first thing Chiefs’ defense sees on their way to work.
One of the teens in our church posted after we had our first big rain after the drought. I don’t think he appreciated my humor.
This entire non-window surface of this eastbound and down van is covered in spray paint. The occupants (or, vandals) are endorsing Leonard Steinman for governor of Missouri. The side of the van says, ‘Missouri news media are prositutes.’ It could be that they don’t know how to spell, or I suppose they could just be […]
The customer asked me this seriously, without the slightest bit of irony. “My name’s Dan,” I replied. The whole thing was rather curious. Jimmy was our lead tech at the time, and he is legitimately one of the nicest guys ever. For some reason the customer had gotten it into her head that 1) Jimmy […]
That was what a mom asked one of her children while I was eating lunch. I don’t know if the child was stupid or not, but the mom was the one wearing skintight sweatpants out in public.
“I know what bugs taste like.” and “So there I am–eating tick juice.”
“If your wife comes home and the front end of the car is rearranged you have to decide, ‘Do I want a good car or a good marriage–you cannot have both at that point.”