Tag: overheard

Oct 14

Overheard: 30 yr old women

WOMAN1: Why don’t you use mascara? WOMAN2: Because I poke myself in the eye.

Jul 08

Overheard: 35 year old female

“Well, my grandma was evil.”

Apr 23

Overheard: 40 year old female

“You should see the cheese on my face right now!”

Apr 15

Overheard: 8 yr old male

“I told my mom that I wanted to learn kite-fighting, but she was in the shower, and through the door she thought I said cockfighting, and she said, ‘Cockfighting is illegal in Missouri!’”

Mar 02

Overheard: 45 year old female

“My niece, she ain’t slow or nothin’, like artistic.”

Jan 11

Overheard: 35 yr old female

“Could you hit me, like, right around Iowa?”

Jan 09

Overheard: 30 yr old female

“I don’t think you have a huge butt.”

Dec 16

Overheard: 60 year old female

“I’m a big woman; I need a big inbox.”

Oct 23

Overheard: 60 year old male

“I ran into a girl online that I hadn’t seen since gradeschool. She asked me how I was doing. How do you sum up 50 years of your life in one sentence?” (pauses) “It sucks!”

Oct 15

Overheard: 11 year old male

“I hope no girls find me attractive when I’m in high school. I’m going to be a geek like my big brother; no girls try to date him.”