Tag: overheard

Feb 07

Overheard: 62 yr old male

“Dan’s here…he took a mop in your jukebox.”

Jun 12

Overheard: 50 yr old female

“I loved to go to the tortilla factory.”

Apr 21

Overheard: 45 year old male

“You know my wife: ‘Y’all did it, and I’m gonna prove ya did it!’”

Feb 26

Overheard: 35 yr old female

“When my mom passes away then I’ll be the alpha.”

Feb 24

Overheard: 30 yr old female

“I’ve been banned from yoga, so my whole bottom half is bigger.”

Dec 29

Overheard: 9 yr old girl 4 days before Christmas

“Is it too late to be good?”

Dec 25

Quotable: 72 yr old male

“She paid her way through Bob Jones by makin’ moonshine.”

Dec 17

Overheard: 28 yr old mother of two girls

“Each one of you are grounded for just looking like an [redacted].”

Oct 14

Overheard: 60 yr old male

“When they cremate me I want to have a hat on.”

Jul 28

Overheard: 34 yr old mom

“…you try to put ’em in the car seat and they do this [go stiff] and we call that the board baby, and you just wanna karate chop ’em right in the middle–wa-CHA!”