“Dan’s here…he took a mop in your jukebox.”
MadMania
Faith, Books, and Stuff
Tag: overheard
“I loved to go to the tortilla factory.”
“You know my wife: ‘Y’all did it, and I’m gonna prove ya did it!’”
“When my mom passes away then I’ll be the alpha.”
“I’ve been banned from yoga, so my whole bottom half is bigger.”
“Is it too late to be good?”
“She paid her way through Bob Jones by makin’ moonshine.”
“Each one of you are grounded for just looking like an [redacted].”
“When they cremate me I want to have a hat on.”
“…you try to put ’em in the car seat and they do this [go stiff] and we call that the board baby, and you just wanna karate chop ’em right in the middle–wa-CHA!”