“These turtles are slow.”
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Faith, Books, and Stuff
Category: overheard
“She did a summer at Oxford. In England!”
WOMAN1: Why don’t you use mascara? WOMAN2: Because I poke myself in the eye.
“You can pee in this water.” She said this when she was about two feet away from me in the lake.
“Well, my grandma was evil.”
“You should see the cheese on my face right now!”
“I told my mom that I wanted to learn kite-fighting, but she was in the shower, and through the door she thought I said cockfighting, and she said, ‘Cockfighting is illegal in Missouri!’”
“My niece, she ain’t slow or nothin’, like artistic.”
“Could you hit me, like, right around Iowa?”
“I don’t think you have a huge butt.”