“These turtles are slow.”
Category: overheard
Oct 14
Overheard: 30 yr old women
WOMAN1: Why don’t you use mascara? WOMAN2: Because I poke myself in the eye.
Jul 20
Overheard: 9 year old female
“You can pee in this water.” She said this when she was about two feet away from me in the lake.
Apr 15
Overheard: 8 yr old male
“I told my mom that I wanted to learn kite-fighting, but she was in the shower, and through the door she thought I said cockfighting, and she said, ‘Cockfighting is illegal in Missouri!’”
