Category: overheard

Overheard at St. Louis Zoo: 11 yr old male

“These turtles are slow.”

Overheard: 35 yr old woman

“She did a summer at Oxford. In England!”

Overheard: 30 yr old women

WOMAN1: Why don’t you use mascara? WOMAN2: Because I poke myself in the eye.

Overheard: 9 year old female

“You can pee in this water.” She said this when she was about two feet away from me in the lake.

Overheard: 35 year old female

“Well, my grandma was evil.”

Overheard: 40 year old female

“You should see the cheese on my face right now!”

Overheard: 8 yr old male

“I told my mom that I wanted to learn kite-fighting, but she was in the shower, and through the door she thought I said cockfighting, and she said, ‘Cockfighting is illegal in Missouri!’”

Overheard: 45 year old female

“My niece, she ain’t slow or nothin’, like artistic.”

Overheard: 35 yr old female

“Could you hit me, like, right around Iowa?”

Overheard: 30 yr old female

“I don’t think you have a huge butt.”