“God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America.” –Otto von Bismarck
Category: humor
Jun 28
Things to avoid
Galatians 2:12, “For before certain men came from James, he [Peter] was eating with the Gentiles; but when they came he drew back and separated himself, fearing the circumcision party.” I’d be afraid of anything called a ‘circumcision party’ as well.
Jun 25
Overheard: 35 yr old female
“I’m trying to watch a webinar and I don’t know if I have the right whatever thingy.”
Jun 23
Motorcycle Awareness
Most of us just think these things quietly in our heads, but my former classmate is unfettered by such constraints (her username and ‘sentence enhancers’ pixelated to protect the guilty):
Jun 21
Gentleman Cow
One of several polite terms for a bull (for those who did not want to say ‘bull’ due to its sexual overtones).
Jun 17
Thanks, Siri
The other day I was dictating voice notes on my phone for my Wednesday night lesson at church. At one point what I said was “Three offices in Old Testament were prophet, priest and king.” What Siri translated was, “Three offices in Old Testament were probably pretty stinky.” While technically true, due to the hot …
Jun 14
Overheard: 14 year old female
“If I had a genie that would be my only wish–a time machine. And maybe money for college.”
Jun 10
Quotable: Jay Leno
“In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we’re doing anonymously.”
