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Feb 06
Overheard: the best
Chick #1: He better be careful. You’re the best thing he’s got. Chick #2: You tell him that.
Jan 25
Black Beans and Rice
It might surprise you that I like to cook. I’m not the best, but I do all right. Here is my recipe for turning a box dinner into an awesome dinner: Ingredients: 7 oz Box Zatarain’s New Orleans Style Black Beans and Rice 8 oz (1/2 package) Johnsonville New Orleans Andouille recipe spicy smoked sausage …
Jan 21
Making it right
As an apology to moviegoers everywhere, M. Night Shyamalan has been touring the country visiting with people and offering to make things right with everyone who saw The Happening–by letting them kick him in the crotch. “I figure I have it coming,” said a hobbling Shyamalan. “That movie really was a turd sandwich.” Shyamalan is …
Jan 21
Little Known Fact: Lee Greenwood
Unknown to most people, country music star Lee Greenwood is not American, but Canadian. The misnomer caused further confusion when Greenwood released his 1983 hit, which most people misunderstand to be “God Bless the U.S.A.” In fact, the real title, which reflects his native dialect, is “God Bless the U.S., Eh?”
Jan 19
Jiggery-pokery
n. Underhanded scheming or behavior; cheating. Yes, it’s a real word, and not just a Wizard Swear.
Jan 19
Review: Worst movie I saw in 2008
I have found that it is certainly much easier to write a list than to actually try to assemble words into sentences and sentences into words, so on that note: The Top Ten Six Reasons why M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening Is Terrible (contains spoilers, but they aren’t as spoily as watching this movie) Zooey …
