As an apology to moviegoers everywhere, M. Night Shyamalan has been touring the country visiting with people and offering to make things right with everyone who saw The Happening–by letting them kick him in the crotch.
“I figure I have it coming,” said a hobbling Shyamalan. “That movie really was a turd sandwich.”
Shyamalan is referring to his 2008 movie The Happening, in which plants force some people to commit suicide.
“Really, if you think about it, the film is kind of autobiographical: the movie is kind of like the plants, and it, like, makes people prefer death to life. Or at least, death to watching The Happening.”
Shyamalan said this right before he was doubled over by a hefty middle-aged woman.
“What I meant to say was, I am so sorry.”
We are too.
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