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Aug 02
The difference
Customer: “What’s the difference between Windows Vista and Windows 7?” Me: “Vista sucks and 7 doesn’t.”
Jul 28
Overheard: 36 year old male
On the cargo limitations of the OH58 Kiowa helicopter: “You can’t have a fat pilot and a full tank of gas.”
Jul 26
How a grudge is like a turd
While teaching a lesson on the book of Obadiah to my church youth group , I used the following illustration: Similarities between holding a grudge and holding a turd You think it’s valuable, but everyone else sees that it is not. It makes you unpleasant to be around. You can’t get clean as long as you …
Jul 22
Happy Pied Piper Day
On this day in 1376 (according to the poet Robert Browning) the Pied Piper led all the children from Hamelin never to be seen again.
Jul 16
Overheard: 38 year old male
On sitting in a leather overstuffed chair: “It’s like getting a hug from a really fat man.”
