Dan Poynter

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Quotable: Craig Mazin

“The enemy of writing is silence and inactivity.”

Quotable: Sam Horn

“God’s protection lies in God’s instruction.”

Overheard: 35 yr old female

“When my mom passes away then I’ll be the alpha.”

Follow up: Donegal Danny

Some time ago I opined that the folk song Donegal Danny contained an erroneous lyric, e.g., “the cries of drowning men.” At the time I snarkily mentioned that the only sound thatI thought drowning men would make was, “glub.” Well, it turns out that I am right. There is an excellent article at Slate called ‘Drowning …

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Overheard: 30 yr old female

“I’ve been banned from yoga, so my whole bottom half is bigger.”

Guss’ Pickles: best pickles ever

I found these in the cooler at my local Walmart out in the sticks. They are easily the best pickles I have ever had, better than Clausen, Vlasic, Heinz, anybody. All that stuff in the bottom is garlic and pickling spices. Guss’ pickles are nice and crisp and cucumber-colored instead of being dyed artificial yellow-green. Unfortunately …

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Pine Martens

In  An Innocent in Scotland, the author describes the scene from one of the bed and breakfasts he lodges at: ‘On a lamp table in the dining room there’s a little stuffed [taxidermied] animal, some kind of weasel sitting there with a little bushy tail and the sweetest look on its face. “Who shot that little …

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Typecast

I swear, you write one blog post about accidentally giving a prostitute a lift and next thing you know you have this in your search stats:

Know what’s great about Citrix?

Krampus comes back from college for Christmas

“Ma, I’m home!” “I’m in the kitchen, Krampus! Come give your mom a hug.” “Maaaaa!” “You know the rules, Krampus–no hugs, no dinner.” Krampus lumbered into the kitchen, dumped his bags on the floor, and limply hugged his mother. “Hey, ma, I brought a friend home from college. This is Nick. Nick, this is my ma, …

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