Tag: overheard

Overheard

“Upstairs noodles?”

Overheard: Crunchberry

“So I called my mom and I’m like, ‘I am going to choke to death on dry Crunchberry cereal and die alone in my apartment and nobody will know.’”

Overheard: Z

Guy: type a Zee Woman: Vee? Guy: Zee! Woman: Vee as in Victor? Guy [frustrated]: No! Zee as in xylophone!

Overheard: the smoker

“But, the smoker, I’ve killed a couple of people with the smoker.”

Overheard: bugs

“They put everything under the microscope. They’re like, ‘If it’s a bug, kill it and put it under the microscope.’”

Overheard: hair

“I don’t know. You lose the hair on your head, and you get it in other spots you don’t want it.”

Overheard: the best

Chick #1: He better be careful. You’re the best thing he’s got. Chick #2: You tell him that.