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Tag: overheard
Jun 25
Overheard: Crunchberry
“So I called my mom and I’m like, ‘I am going to choke to death on dry Crunchberry cereal and die alone in my apartment and nobody will know.’”
Mar 25
Overheard: Z
Guy: type a Zee Woman: Vee? Guy: Zee! Woman: Vee as in Victor? Guy [frustrated]: No! Zee as in xylophone!
Feb 21
Overheard: bugs
“They put everything under the microscope. They’re like, ‘If it’s a bug, kill it and put it under the microscope.’”
Feb 20
Overheard: hair
“I don’t know. You lose the hair on your head, and you get it in other spots you don’t want it.”
Feb 06
Overheard: the best
Chick #1: He better be careful. You’re the best thing he’s got. Chick #2: You tell him that.
