Tag: overheard

Overheard: 32 yr old male

“I can’t speak for the entire country, but here at [employer name] we are on Internet Explorer 7.”

Overheard: 50 yr old male

Guy: “What’s that cops show where they’re always busting people?” Everyone else in room: “COPS?”

Overheard: 37 year old male

“I feel like I just made out with a habanero!”

Overheard: 32 yr old male

“You’d make a crappy ninja, Mike.”

Overheard: 30 yr old woman

“So everyone smells like a baby’s butt!”

Overheard: 28 yr old women

Chick #1: do you say the word ‘hiccup’ when you hiccup? Chick #2: yes.

Overheard: 32 yr old male

“How much caffeine is in that Excedrin? ‘Cuz I am trippin’ out right now! I never do caffeine!”

Overheard: teenage girl and guy

Girl: Tweetie Bird is a boy Guy: What? My life is a lie!

Overheard at St. Louis Zoo: 11 yr old male

“These turtles are slow.”

Overheard: 35 yr old woman

“She did a summer at Oxford. In England!”