“I know what bugs taste like.” and “So there I am–eating tick juice.”
MadMania
Faith, Books, and Stuff
Tag: overheard
“They got him so medicated he can’t feel his butt with bofe hands.”
15 Year Old: She’s not very pretty. 17 Year Old: She’s German. Very German.
“But it’s so much more fun when we both squeak.”
“I can’t have a four legged dog.”
“I guess I’m at the bottom of the universe right now.”
“I see that you have insanity. How do you like it?”
“I need to go feed my frustration monkey a banana.”
On sitting in a leather overstuffed chair: “It’s like getting a hug from a really fat man.”
Referring to barista at Starbucks: “Do you think if he has a girlfriend he brings her here? Cuz if so, I want to date him.”