Tag: humor

Overheard: 35 yr old female

“When my mom passes away then I’ll be the alpha.”

Typecast

I swear, you write one blog post about accidentally giving a prostitute a lift and next thing you know you have this in your search stats:

Know what’s great about Citrix?

Seamus

Recently I was checking my blog stats and saw some of the search terms that drove people to my site. I thought this search term was rather curious:  At first I assumed that they had misheard the name of Billy Joel’s Shameless, which Garth Brooks covered on his album Ropin’ the Wind. But maybe they meant …

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That’s a spicy email

CUSTOMER: I need some more space on my system because I’m trying to send some attachments and it says they are too big. ME: How big are the attachments? CUSTOMER: They are eight ME: Eight… CUSTOMER: Eight…BTUs ME: …(stifling laughter) CUSTOMER: Wait–eight MBs ME: Oh, OK. I increased the customer’s mailbox size so that she …

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Quotable: 72 yr old male

“She paid her way through Bob Jones by makin’ moonshine.”

miskeymunication

Customer: My letters are typing numbers. Me: Press the F-Lock key. Customer: Where is it? Me: It’s up on the top row with the Fn key Customer: There’s a whole lotta f-in keys!

Overheard: 60 yr old male

“When they cremate me I want to have a hat on.”

Quotable: D.A. Carson

“There’s no rulebook in Haddon Robinson’s ‘Homiletics’ that says, ‘Thou shalt preach the entire flipping book or thou shalt be damned.’”  

Bridges of Madison County: The Musical

The 1993 hit book The Bridges of Madison County is being made into a musical. For those of you who like music and stories about guys who sleep with other guys’ wives, this is your thing. My initial draft of this post contained a faux track list of song titles I made up to go …

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