“When my mom passes away then I’ll be the alpha.”
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Tag: humor
I swear, you write one blog post about accidentally giving a prostitute a lift and next thing you know you have this in your search stats:
Recently I was checking my blog stats and saw some of the search terms that drove people to my site. I thought this search term was rather curious: At first I assumed that they had misheard the name of Billy Joel’s Shameless, which Garth Brooks covered on his album Ropin’ the Wind. But maybe they meant […]
CUSTOMER: I need some more space on my system because I’m trying to send some attachments and it says they are too big. ME: How big are the attachments? CUSTOMER: They are eight ME: Eight… CUSTOMER: Eight…BTUs ME: …(stifling laughter) CUSTOMER: Wait–eight MBs ME: Oh, OK. I increased the customer’s mailbox size so that she […]
“She paid her way through Bob Jones by makin’ moonshine.”
Customer: My letters are typing numbers. Me: Press the F-Lock key. Customer: Where is it? Me: It’s up on the top row with the Fn key Customer: There’s a whole lotta f-in keys!
“When they cremate me I want to have a hat on.”
“There’s no rulebook in Haddon Robinson’s ‘Homiletics’ that says, ‘Thou shalt preach the entire flipping book or thou shalt be damned.’”
The 1993 hit book The Bridges of Madison County is being made into a musical. For those of you who like music and stories about guys who sleep with other guys’ wives, this is your thing. My initial draft of this post contained a faux track list of song titles I made up to go […]