Tag: humor

What kind of printer do you have?

HP? Brother? Konica-Minolta? Whatever it is, it’s not as cool as:

No thanks. I’ll just poop my pants.

No, Acorns, I really don’t

Part the Second

Aeschylus

“Valerius Maximus wrote that he [Aeschylus] was killed outside the city by a tortoise dropped by an eagle which had mistaken his head for a rock suitable for shattering the shell of the reptile. Pliny, in his Naturalis Historiæ, adds that Aeschylus had been staying outdoors to avoid a prophecy that he would be killed …

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Quotable: Bob Tabor

“There is no such thing as a free cat.”

Top Question

Here I am, just trying to find out ‘Why can’t I copy from Amazon CloudReader,’ and here are the Google autocomplete suggestions: Why can’t I poop is the top question?

Quotable: Geoffrey Chaucer

“He is no cuckold who has no wife.” –Chaucer, The Miller’s Tale

Overheard: 25 yr old female

“I need the caffeinated beverages that don’t taste like sadness.”

Quotable: Buford Van Stomm

“My mom said if I break one more bone she’s gonna break the rest of ’em.”