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Tag: humor
“Valerius Maximus wrote that he [Aeschylus] was killed outside the city by a tortoise dropped by an eagle which had mistaken his head for a rock suitable for shattering the shell of the reptile. Pliny, in his Naturalis Historiæ, adds that Aeschylus had been staying outdoors to avoid a prophecy that he would be killed […]
“There is no such thing as a free cat.”
Here I am, just trying to find out ‘Why can’t I copy from Amazon CloudReader,’ and here are the Google autocomplete suggestions: Why can’t I poop is the top question?
“He is no cuckold who has no wife.” –Chaucer, The Miller’s Tale
“I need the caffeinated beverages that don’t taste like sadness.”
“My mom said if I break one more bone she’s gonna break the rest of ’em.”