I recently worked on a computer for someone.
While I was there, the guy was at another desk eating his lunch.
It sounded like this:
munch munch Munch Munch MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
with his mouth open
smick smack smick smack munch munch MUNCH MUNCH
While I continued to type away
clickity typity clickity typity backspace backspace typity
munch munch munch MUNCH MUNCH smack MUNCH
typity typity
BURP!
sigh.
Then he had to blow his nose
Sffththththt! Psfthththt! Sbbbththt!
gag.
But I couldn’t help but feel that there was something missing.
I needed only wait another five minutes.
PPBBBPBBBBBBPBT!
Perfection.
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