When my wife and I were dating, she was still playing tennis. She said she had an 85 mile-an hour-backhand. I don’t know jack about sports, so I just filed the factoid away. Anyway, we were out on the court, and I was throwing tennis balls across the fence so she could hit them.
You ever watch America’s Funniest Home Videos? You know what kind of clip includes a ding! sound?
I threw a ball, and Heather backhanded it my direction. I would have stepped aside, but it was too fast. Ding!
I dropped to the court, writhing in pain. It was ten minutes before I could get off the court.
Heather laughed so hard she almost collapsed.
And it was still better than G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.
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