“They put everything under the microscope. They’re like, ‘If it’s a bug, kill it and put it under the microscope.’”
Category: overheard
Feb 20
Overheard: hair
“I don’t know. You lose the hair on your head, and you get it in other spots you don’t want it.”
Feb 06
Overheard: the best
Chick #1: He better be careful. You’re the best thing he’s got. Chick #2: You tell him that.
