Category: overheard

Dec 16

Overheard: 60 year old female

“I’m a big woman; I need a big inbox.”

Oct 23

Overheard: 60 year old male

“I ran into a girl online that I hadn’t seen since gradeschool. She asked me how I was doing. How do you sum up 50 years of your life in one sentence?” (pauses) “It sucks!”

Oct 15

Overheard: 11 year old male

“I hope no girls find me attractive when I’m in high school. I’m going to be a geek like my big brother; no girls try to date him.”

Aug 21

Overheard

“Upstairs noodles?”

Jul 10

Overheard by proxy: inch

“Really I’ve always said, a 1/4 inch, an 1/8 inch, it all depends on the person.”

Jun 25

Overheard: Crunchberry

“So I called my mom and I’m like, ‘I am going to choke to death on dry Crunchberry cereal and die alone in my apartment and nobody will know.’”

Apr 04

Overheard: slow

“It goes so slow, but if you jump straight up you won’t move an inch.”

Mar 25

Overheard: Z

Guy: type a Zee Woman: Vee? Guy: Zee! Woman: Vee as in Victor? Guy [frustrated]: No! Zee as in xylophone!

Mar 05

Overheard: sizes

Woman: “We have medium, and there are large behind you. What size do you need?” Rotund Guy: “Texas!”

Feb 24

Overheard: the smoker

“But, the smoker, I’ve killed a couple of people with the smoker.”