“I know what bugs taste like.” and “So there I am–eating tick juice.”
MadMania
Faith, Books, and Stuff
Category: overheard
“They got him so medicated he can’t feel his butt with bofe hands.”
15 Year Old: She’s not very pretty. 17 Year Old: She’s German. Very German.
“But it’s so much more fun when we both squeak.”
“I can’t have a four legged dog.”
“I’ve been banned from yoga, so my whole bottom half is bigger.”
“I see that you have insanity. How do you like it?”
“I need to go feed my frustration monkey a banana.”
On the cargo limitations of the OH58 Kiowa helicopter: “You can’t have a fat pilot and a full tank of gas.”
On sitting in a leather overstuffed chair: “It’s like getting a hug from a really fat man.”