Category: overheard

Oct 04

Overheard: 35 yr old male

“I know what bugs taste like.” and “So there I am–eating tick juice.”

Sep 03

Overheard: 65 yr old female

“They got him so medicated he can’t feel his butt with bofe hands.”

Aug 14

Overheard: teenage girls watching a movie

15 Year Old: She’s not very pretty. 17 Year Old: She’s German. Very German.

Feb 05

Overheard: 35 yr old female

“But it’s so much more fun when we both squeak.”

Dec 19

Overheard: 71 year old male

“I can’t have a four legged dog.”

Sep 27

Overheard: 28 yr old woman

“I’ve been banned from yoga, so my whole bottom half is bigger.”

Aug 18

Overheard: 28 year old female

“I see that you have insanity. How do you like it?”

Aug 04

Overheard: 25 yr old female

“I need to go feed my frustration monkey a banana.”

Jul 28

Overheard: 36 year old male

On the cargo limitations of the OH58 Kiowa helicopter: “You can’t have a fat pilot and a full tank of gas.”

Jul 16

Overheard: 38 year old male

On sitting in a leather overstuffed chair: “It’s like getting a hug from a really fat man.”