“Down in interior Mexico it’s no more dangerous than driving in Kansas City at night.” –missionary to Mexico, who was saying that as a positive thing
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Faith, Books, and Stuff
Category: overheard
“I got a lot to do; gotta go home, gotta beat some kids.”
“Did you have a frozen toe last night?”
“There’s no such thing as a bad short sermon.”
“Let’s see if my belly can fit in this way.”
Girl: Even the Amish people are jumping! Guy: Those are Orthodox Jews.
“I’m talking about them raccoons that’s in my house.”
“At least you weren’t eating a whole watermelon a day.” From a conversation between two women discussing their cravings during pregnancy.
“Oh you have a headache? Lets ultrasound that head.”
“If it was good for ya, they’d put it in vitamins.” –my boss, on the topic of the alleged benefits of marijuana.