Category: overheard

Jul 15

Overheard: 70 yr old male

“Down in interior Mexico it’s no more dangerous than driving in Kansas City at night.” –missionary to Mexico, who was saying that as a positive thing

May 21

Overheard: 30 year old female

“I got a lot to do; gotta go home, gotta beat some kids.”

May 17

Overheard: 65 year old female

“Did you have a frozen toe last night?”

Mar 22

Overheard: 40 yr old youth pastor

“There’s no such thing as a bad short sermon.”

Mar 14

Overheard: 28 yr old female

“Let’s see if my belly can fit in this way.”

Mar 09

Overheard while watching Ghostbusters: 15 yr old female

Girl: Even the Amish people are jumping! Guy: Those are Orthodox Jews.

Mar 04

Overheard: 60 year old female

“I’m talking about them raccoons that’s in my house.”

Feb 06

Overheard: 36 yr old female

“At least you weren’t eating a whole watermelon a day.” From a conversation between two women discussing their cravings during pregnancy.

Jan 16

Overheard: 35 yr old female

“Oh you have a headache? Lets ultrasound that head.”

Nov 07

Quotable: 35 yr old male

“If it was good for ya, they’d put it in vitamins.” –my boss, on the topic of the alleged benefits of marijuana.