“Is it too late to be good?”
Category: humor
Dec 19
miskeymunication
Customer: My letters are typing numbers. Me: Press the F-Lock key. Customer: Where is it? Me: It’s up on the top row with the Fn key Customer: There’s a whole lotta f-in keys!
Dec 17
Overheard: 28 yr old mother of two girls
“Each one of you are grounded for just looking like an [redacted].”
Oct 30
Selfish
My wife is so selfish. She doesn’t take her phone with her when she gets out at 3am to go to the gym. Therefore I can’t text her to bring me donuts. I’m starving. My stomach is about to burst out of my middle like in that sci-fi movie with the aliens in it, the …
Oct 09
Quotable: D.A. Carson
“There’s no rulebook in Haddon Robinson’s ‘Homiletics’ that says, ‘Thou shalt preach the entire flipping book or thou shalt be damned.’”
Sep 28
Quotable: Otto von Bismark
“They treat me like a fox, a cunning fellow (Schlaukopf) of the first rank. But the truth is that with a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and when I have to do with a pirate, I try to be a pirate and a half.”
Sep 23
Bridges of Madison County: The Musical
The 1993 hit book The Bridges of Madison County is being made into a musical. For those of you who like music and stories about guys who sleep with other guys’ wives, this is your thing. My initial draft of this post contained a faux track list of song titles I made up to go …
