Several years ago a friend of mine was eating some chips. His five year old son (who was supposed to be getting in bed), came up behind him.
“Can I have some of your chips?”
“No.”
His son paused for a few seconds and then said:
“The Bible says you have to share everything.”
My friend was undeterred.
“No it doesn’t. Now get out of here and get to bed.”
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